Get Over It

So apparently... apparently, Luna Rosa lost in the Louis Vuitton Cup finals. I say apparently because I am still not sure if I am dreaming or if it really happened. I mean, was that girl from Big Love (Amanda Seyfried) really sunbathing naked on the back of Luna Rosa during race 3? Nobody will ever know for sure.

At this point though, we might have to accept that it may really have happened since some boats are racing on TV, and they say it is for the America's Cup. Neither of them is Luna Rosa, sooooo....

To make matters worse, they say that Luna Rosa was swept (or skunked) 5-0! How is one supposed to handle this news? Only one thing comes to mind.

Way back in the year 1997, there was a young gentile-man (ha, see what I did there) at Brandeis University who received some bad news. Something about a chick. So it seems as though this non jew was pretty pissed off, just like we are now. So what did he do? He decided to rapid fire a series of Busch Light bottles against a brick wall in the lounge of his dorm. It was a spectacular display, and I didn't get mad for a whole 2 months after that. Nothing could get me down. Glenn Healey is gonna play for the NY Strangers? Who cares.

So that's the answer. Break something. Break a lot of somethings. If you see someone from New Zealand, get in their face and give them shit about their stupid little island. Tell them Lord of the Rings was a cool movie, but the really lame scenery ruined it for you. Tell them they are idiots for calling their national Badminton team the "Black Cocks" (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/). Tell them that Long Island is better than their island.